It’s the future and Hyde Park, Chicago sucks. That’s why you and your cohorts have been putting on masks and jumping between rooftops, beating up muggers, salesmen and other social detritus. You even started using your building’s basement as a secret hideout. Then came this morning: bulldozers outside, a crowd ready to watch your home get demolished and an Army unit to make sure things go smoothly. You need a plan fast. To the boiler room!