In the criminal justice system of Fork, Washington, the people are represented by two separate, but equally ineffective groups - the sheriff's deputies who investigate the crimes and the folksy country lawyers that prosecute the most convenient suspects. Both are unethically entwined in the affairs of the criminally under-parented teenagers of the town and the creepy centenarians who stalk them. This is their story.
It is a dark time for the criminal element. Rebel law enforcement officers, have dealt a serious blow to the EVIL EMPIRE OF EVIL by stealing the financial data of Haliburton and smuggling it to the Justice Department. Hiding behind a legion of his best lawyers, Dr Evil has retreated to Villiany Con XIII held in a secret location in hopes of regrouping for a new campaign of crime...and to get Alessandra Torresani's autograph.