Blythe doesn't know Lord of the Rings, and Rissy knows waaaay too much. Both put Amazon's Rings of Power on blast.
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Did you hate Amazon's Lord of the Rings television series Rings of Power? Or did you really love it and want to see someone poo their brains out in rage? Blythe has never read the Lord of the Rings or seen the movies. Rissy is an ion cannon powered by all of the most obscure Tolkien lore. Together, they give two unique perspectives on one terrible show.
Uncensored Misadventures Tell-All with Damsels of Dorkington
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True tales of triple-X misadventures at the Renaissance Festival!
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Ready for a sexy Sunday hangover after a scandalous Saturday night? Learn all the true, gory details behind "The Semi-Erotic Misadventures of A Renaissance Lass," based on a decade of Ren Faire shenanigans in this wild confessional.
Dorkington Presents: Some Kind of Musical Extravaganza
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The Damsels of Dorkington host a musical extravaganza with their friends Sarah Donner, Professor Shyguy, Kim's Myth and more?
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Do you want at least five concerts in one? This the show for you! Be entertained by the musical stylings of Sarah Donner, Professor Shyguy, Kim's Myth, and other special guests! While the bands change over, the Damsels of Dorkington will keep you entertained with improv games and hilarious hijinks. It's basically a smorgasbord of tunes and general chaos.
Professor Shyguy & Kittens Slay Dragons: Some Kind of Dance Party
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Come and join a dance party! Enjoy some nerdy pop and electronic music with Professor Shyguy, Kittens Slay Dragons, and Middle Spoon in concert!
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Live in CONcert! An evening of song and dance (we mostly do the songs, you mostly do the dance) with Professor Shyguy, Kittens Slay Dragons, and Middle Spoon. Professor Shyguy is a show of dancey/rock/dramatic/chiptune music featuring Blythe Renay of the Damsels of Dorkington! Kittens Slay Dragons is the beep boop project from Sarah Donner and her partner-in-boops Michael McLean, singing upbeat songs about cats and depression. Introducing the Gencon debut of Middle Spoon, a super cute, queer and polyamory positive band singing songs about love and sexy sex!
Sarah Donner and the Damsels of Dorkington have been doing a variety show every week for nearly 2 years. Now it's time to do it live!
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We don't remember what any of you look like, but we're excited to find out again! We've spent 2 years doing a live stream show with everyone spread across the country, and now we want to do it live and in-person. You can expect some music, games, and maybe an interesting interview or two! We'll be getting the audience involved (because we missed your faces), and there will be prizes galore! If The Muppet Show and QI had a baby, it would be this.
You asked for it, and now they're giving it to you: Music! The Damsels will sing and rap their way through a collection of parodies that fuse highbrow wit with lowdown, dirty odes.
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You asked for it, and now they're giving it to you! No, it's not some kind of magic STD- it's music! The Damsels will sing, rap, and hopefully not puke their way through a collection of parodies that fuse highbrow wit with lowdown, dirty odes on everything from UrbanDictionary.com, Rob Liefeld, and fapping to Tron.
Want to know how "Game of Thrones" is going to end? We've got an unreleased copy of the ending to this beloved series. But what happens when Lin-Manuel Miranda wants in on the action?
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Want to know exactly how "Game of Thrones" is going to end? The Damsels of Dorkington have obtained, through secret means that totally did not involve murder, an unreleased copy of George R.R. Martin’s explosive ending to this beloved fantasy series. But what happens when other fantasy authors (who are totally not Brandon Sanderson, Patrick Rothfuss, and the furiously fapping ghost of Robert Jordan) want in on the action? Oh, and as it turns out, the latest draft was re-written by Lin-Manuel Miranda a la Hamilton. Come sing along to this hip-hoperatical tale of queens, dragons, and the depraved acts they'll commit to gain the throne!